Poem: This Holiday Season

This Holiday Season

For immediate release:
Jesus Christ, the King of Kings,
Lord of Hosts, and Son of God,
has announced that from now on,
he will go by the new name,
quote, Sweet Baby J, end quote.
”He will still provide the same
great service that made him God,
the Father of Heaven and Earth,
and will still atone for the
trespasses of al mankind,”
said his business manager
Able Wiseman, Esq.
”However, we feel this new
name will better integrate
the Sweet Baby J brandname
into the very crucial
Christmastime vertical.”

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