Poem: Fart Doctor
Fart Doctor
Doctor! Doctor! Please help us!
We’ve burdens quite onerous!
Though the rumblings are low-ish,
even sort of sonorous,
the smell is malodorous—
all sulphur and phosphorus.
It may sound preposterous,
but there is a great cost for us
with problems so ponderous.
Save us, doctor of flatus!
Sketch next to original poem.
