Poem: The Second Coming

Poem: The Second Coming

 

The Second Coming

He is sneaky.
I’ve never heard
a peep from him.
They say he can
walk on water,
but I cannot
confirm firsthand.
I should’ve said
that the water
is out of bounds…

Maybe in a
decade or two
He’ll get bored of
hiding and come
and look for me.


Chart: Tolerability of Kids

Chart: Tolerability of Kids

Poem: Fart Butler

Poem: Fart Butler