Poem: Choose Wisely

Choose Wisely (A Guide Particularly for Dating White Adult Males)

When seeking a man to mate,
choose wisely who you should date.

Is there a ring on his thumb?
Then he is probably dumb.

Is his belt braided leather?
Move on, you can do better.

Necklace with shells from the sea?
Then he’s not the one for thee.

Does he love Family Guy?
Then give someone else a try.

Are his tips frosted and blond?
There are more fish in the pond.

If his cellphone’s on his belt,
then your heart he’ll never melt.

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