Poem: Pooping Bird (Or Karmic Payback for Playing Surfing Bird for Twenty Minutes on the Eat-a-Burger Jukebox)

Pooping Bird (Or Karmic Payback for Playing Surfing Bird for Twenty Minutes on the Eat-a-Burger Jukebox)

Everyone knows
the bird is the word.
These are the words
that shat the big splat
right on your car.
It’s goo is my ew.
Ew, ew, ew! Now
the goo is my ew.

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