Based on a true baby.
All in Nonsense
Poem: By Committee
Group work, but only if it brings up the average.
Poem: The Dancer & The Jerk
I just couldn’t take it seriously, but I guess I’m also not to be taken seriously.
Poem: Boring
It became the thing it railed against.
Poem: A Good Husband
Resignation or the beginning of wisdom? Is there a difference?
Poem: Pondering Why I Said, "Ugh!" Aloud When the Man Said "Oklahoma City"
The title says it all.
Poem: Mothers Day
I don’t know. I think I just wanted to write a Mothers Day poem that had the word “episiotomy.”
Poem: The Current State of Things
Here I am. No use pretending otherwise.
Poem: Father to Child
It started as something sweet, then I just couldn’t help myself.
Poem: A Man Not to Be Taken Seriously
It was hard to listen to. I wrote a poem about it.
Poem: Powerpoint Presentation
Powerpoint. Ugh.
Poem: Larry the Ape
Sometimes the universe just flows through me.
Poem: Christ is Risen (Take the Win)
Feels like taking the Lord’s name in vain to use his authority to crusade against a fake rabbit, no?
Poem: A Lack of Financial Understanding
I had a lot of time to think about tithing, and I realized I only know how little I know.
Poem: The Word Made Flesh
I have no idea. I was just in church playing with words.
Poem: Hashtag So Blessed
There are lots of ways to sound your trumpet in the street.
Poem: Spare Me, Lord
The spark of the divine might’ve been in the meetings, but it certainly wasn’t in me.
Poem: He Moves in Mysterious Ways...
Someone was talking about seeing the Hand of God in her life, but this was all I could think about.
Poem: Aiden's Future
Based on a true haircut.
Poem: Kolob ('Tis a Silly Place)
Based on a true hymn, or a hymn that really exists.