Why was everyone so grossed out on my way up and so complimentary on my way down?
All in Poems
Poem: The Chatty Man
For anyone who has ever found themselves marooned in a conversation.
Poem: The Plan
The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform (or not).
Poem: The Choice
There are two ways you can play this, and each says a lot about you.
Poem: How? Why?
To embrace the mystery is to embrace the pooch behind it.
Poem: The Greatest
Discover the greatest of the three.
Poem: The Speaker Man
The Speaker Man puff out his chest. His quotes are stock, all memorized.
Poem: The Prodigal Sun
Both sons and suns go away — and come back.
Poem: Mormonisms: A Testimony Meeting
If you’ve ever been, you’ll get it.
Poem: Trial by Ordeal
Of all Job’s many afflictions, one particular affliction still endures. Read on.
Poem: Bumper Sticker
Of all Job’s many afflictions, one particular affliction still endures. Read on.
Poem: If Only...
I need my phone! I really, really need my phone!
Poem: Natural Man
I’m not afraid of hellfire anymore…
Poem: Fart Doctor
Is there a doctor in the house? Because someone seems to be very ill.
Poem: Everything I Know About Death
It’s a swift kick in the nuts — except when it’s a slow kick …
Poem: Pooping Bird (Or Karmic Payback for Playing Surfing Bird for Twenty Minutes on the Eat-a-Burger Jukebox)
Karmic payback for the time we played Surfing Bird on the Eat-a-Burger jukebox for twenty minutes straight.
Poem: The Second Coming
Looking for Jesus? Beware: he’s sneaky. Read on.
Poem: Fart Butler
Someday when my ship comes in, I’ll finally have all that I want.
Poem: The Radio Man
His trade is confidence and sound effects. He’s the Radio Man.